this weekend is an opportunity to browse and admire the female form without summoning glares filled with disgust from onlookers. The goal is to sing I kissed a girl and i liked it after the drunken drumming in my head has died down.I already have my opening lines and strategies in place if that doesn't work the idea is to get them drunk til they forget their names (that always seems to work in movies) if not a fuck me dress always does the job. when that is accomplished i will be one less thing on my bucket list.
I dedicate this weekends escapades to breast, vaginae and dildo ambitions
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